Seriously, McDonald’s?

The world already knows what you sell, and they continue to welcome more chronic cases of obesity in response.  You’re successful there.  But to actually invite the cynicism with your new offering, with the ironic name of “McWrap?”  You’re just asking for trouble.  Say the name quickly.  What does it sound like?  The W gets silent very quickly…

I’ll happily provide better names for your “food” items, for a reasonable fee, so long as you learn to stop putting onions on burgers.  Bad breath (perhaps from vomiting onions) should not be the follow-up to an excessively fleshy physique.

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